goodolbuttfart (goodolbuttfart) wrote in stupidheadlines,

Strange but True.

TRUE CRIME: Mark Maybry of Albuquerque, NM was arrested when he attempted to use his mother's MasterCard in a California liquor store. The card was listed as stolen because she had been found shot to death in her garage, and Mark became implicated when police reportedly found a list in his room which read:
1) Buy shells.
2) Shoot father.
3) Shoot mother.

Sometimes the strangest, funniest, and most bizarre things in life simply cannot be made up. We need only look out our windows, through the newspaper, or up at a sign to discover true humor that fiction just can't supply.

And lemme tell ya, there's a lot of this crap out there. Enough to fill a website, to be specific:

National Lampoon's TRUE FACTS

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